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10 Funny Valentine Poems

Boyfriend whispering funny valentine poem to girlfriend

Valentine's Day is supposed to be romantic, but you can still share a funny Valentine's Day poem with your sweetheart if it suits your relationship. Making your special someone laugh and feel loved at the same time is a win. These original poems will help you do that.

Humorous Valentine's Day Poems

Funny love poems can add some levity to a Valentine's Day celebration. These poems are for couples who don't take themselves too seriously.

My Bigfoot Valentine

By Kelly Roper

You've got big feet,
But gee, you're sweet,
So let's give it a whirl,
Say you'll be my girl.
'Cause I'm a goofy guy,
But I caught your eye,
So say you'll be mine,
My bigfoot valentine.

Nerd Guy and Girl in Love Holding A Heart

Mom Said It Wouldn't Last

By Kelly Roper

My mom said not to go out with you,
But I told her that she was wrong.
One trailer and three kids later,
Our love is still going strong.

You may not be the most successful mate,
But you're mine and that's all that matters.
And my figure's not holding up so well
After all those blue plate special platters.

But we still love each other, it's plain to see,
We get by in our own special way.
So here's to us and our low-rent paradise,
My darling, Happy Valentine's Day!

My Faithful Valentine

By Kelly Roper

You're a little unkempt,
And you snore like a log.
When I give you your dinner,
You gobble it like a hog.
You're hard to keep up with
When we go for a jog,
But you're the one I love
More than Paris or Prague.
So my Valentine is you,
My dear faithful dog!

Funny Limericks for Valentine's Day

Limericks are supposed to be humorous and sometimes have a twist, so they're perfect for funny valentines. See if these give you a little giggle.

There Once Was a Girl

By Kelly Roper

There once was a girl with a gleam in her eye
For a certain young man she thought cute.
He was reluctant at best,
To hear her feelings confessed,
So she yelled, "Hey, I love you, you brute!"

Young couple quarreling on St. Valentine Day

There Once Was a Guy

By Kelly Roper

There once was a guy who loved a girl,
But he didnt know how to tell her.
So he gathered up his nerve
And said with some verve,
"Be mine 'though I'm my mom's basement dweller."

Silly Haikus for Your Valentine

Haikus are considered quite an art form, yet you can still give your love a fairly funny one if you like. Just don't expect a mushy, "Oh, Darling!" after you share it.

Sorry, Honey

By Kelly Roper

Nerd looking for love
Wins girl way out of his league.
Guess you're stuck with me.

Funny Valentine's Day

Too Good for Me

By Kelly Roper

I just realized
You may be too good for me...
I'm okay with that.

Your Special Smile

By Kelly Roper

The way you just smiled
Convinces me that there is...
Spinach in your teeth.

Funny and Slightly Cynical Anti-Valentine Poems

Not everyone has the hearts-and-roses view of Valentine's Day, so these funny poems are for the Anti-Valentine's Day crowd. Does that include you?

Don't Be My Commercial Valentine

By Kelly Roper

Valentine's Day is made for stores
To sell candy, cards, and flowers.
But to take part in this corporate day,
I really can't be bothered.

I love you and you love me,
But the commercial stuff sticks in my craw.
So let's just skip the rest of the routine
And thumb our noses at all the bourgeois.

February 14th Valentines Day canceled

Let's Do It Right This Year

By Kelly Roper

We've been together far too long for hearts and flowers.
Yes, we've been there and done all that before.
So this time I think we should go there and do this.
I'll head to the bowling alley, and you hit the mall.
Come on, valentine, let's really make each other happy this year!

Funny Valentine's Day Poems for Laughs

It's okay to get a little silly with your partner on this special day for lovers. If you see your sweetie chuckle after reading one of these poems, you'll know it was a success.

10 Funny Valentine Poems